Turn off the lights when having - s.e.x?

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The story of wife and husband 

Why this husband always wanted to turning off the lights when having sex? Please read this story below:

There was a couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they m.a.d.e-love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this
crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent pig"-  She screamed at him - "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy, and you explain the kids".

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